ONE TIME AT SCHOOL LET ME REMIND YOU I GO TO AN ALL GIRLS CATHOLIC HIGH SCHOOL SO THEY ALL WEAR SHOIRT ASS SKIRTS OKAY SO ONE TIME THIS GIRL LIKE TRIPPED AND HER SKIRT FLEW UP AND MY FRIEND WAS LIKE TIFFANH GO FUCKING HELP HER UP AND I WAS LIKE PARALYZED STARING AT HER ASS AND THEN MY FRIEND WAS LIKE FUCKING SHIT TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN AND SHE LITERALLY HIT ME WITH A BIBLE AND I HAVE NO REGRETS NONE
This kills me every time
"TIFFANY YOU USELESS LESBIAN"
I CAN’T BREATHE
so basically I had this thing on my left inner thigh and since it was very close to a very important organ for me we all decided that it was better been taken care of by a gynecologist. Well, turned out to be more than one gynecologist.
in fact it turned out to be more like 25 specialists taking a look at my private parts in the past 48 hours
and what can I say? At some point you don’t even care any more, you just spread your legs and pray for warm hands that’s what you do. I don’t want to give you all the details but here is one very important thing I learned: women basically told me to “suck it up” while men were gentle and empathic. I don’t know what to do with this information right now but I’ll keep it in mind…
Scott: Hold still, Stiles!
Stiles: Not there, Scott! That tickles.
I’m really excited to masturbate on valentines day
i can’t believe this happened in the latest episode
my school’s principal and head of school made a video to announce our snow day you should all watch it you won’t regret it!!
omfg let me transfer to your school
OMG I WANT TO WATCH ALL THE OUTTAKES THERE MUST BE A TON OF IT
I'm at work and I'm about to cry. I don't want to cry, can you say something funny?
Did you guys know about this poll cause i didn’t :P
IT’S UNLIMITED VOTING
Good work guys! Don’t let em catch up!
I don't wanna have to tell you how to do your job and you might just not be aware of things but Destiel is by a wide margin the largest slash ship. There is not a legitimate way that Sterek could be beating us. It just can't even be possible. They must be using a bot that you can't detect. I never see any Sterek things on my dash even from multishipping blogs. They can't possibly have the fans to keep up with us. You need to check closely. They're cheating.
Friendly reminder that you can buy sweets called “Ärsche mit Ohren” in germany, which is literally translated with “asses with ears”
So, omg it sounds like Derek yelling “he’s not breathing!”, and just…if he’s yelling that about Stiles i’m going to literally explode. Like. Isn’t this the ep where Stiles is all wet and passes out on the ground of the pet clinic? help.
single greatest insult to ever come out of a reunion